Nine

"You always say it's going to be fun."

"I know."

"But it never is, it's always awful."

"I know..."

"I wish you'd stop trying to make me 'meet' your friends."

"It's good for you!"

"THIS? This is good for me? I could be at home, not half drunk, not already having spent twenty-seven dollars. And it's not even helping me relax!"

"Well, maybe that's your problem."

"What is?"